“Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact.”

– The most sober thing a drunk person could say - whispering-secrets-and-smoke (via perfect)

weaksorry:

me: *still has feelings after waking up*
me: what the fuck

sirlightbulb:

Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”